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       Dogbert is standing on Dilbert's desk. Dogbert says, "You can survive
       the next     round of layoffs by sacrificing a co-  worker."   Dogbert
       continues, "You must make your boss believe that someone is a worse   
          employee than  you."   Dilbert is at a meeting. He turns to Ted and
       says, "Ted, let me explain revenue:     it's like your embezzlement,
       but it's directed at customers."
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