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       Headline: Coffee Rehab. A man stands at a podium and says, "State your
       name   and how long you've been without coffee."   The audience is
       asleep except for one angry patient who says, "I am going to rip   off
       your little beard and beat you to death with it."   The man at the
       podium thinks to himself, "Don't panic... wait... wait...." The angry 
        patient continues, "And then I'll... um... zzzzzzz, zzzzz, zzz."
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