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       The Boss hands Dilbert a piece of paper and says, "Here's your script
       for the                 meeting." Dilbert asks, "Script?"   The Boss
       explains, "My boss sees me only twice a year. I want everything to go 
              smoothly."   Dilbert looks at the script and says, "In act one,
       scene two, when I proclaim my       admiration for your leadership..."
         Dilbert continues, "What's my motivation?"   The Boss replies,
       "Employment." Dilbert says, "Good, good."   The Boss adds, "And it
       would help if your eyes were moist when you deliver the     line."  
       Dilbert points to his pocket and says, "I'll put a sliced onion in my
       shirt pocket."   The Boss, The Boss' boss, and Dilbert are meeting.
       The Boss' boss says to     Dilbert, "Hello, underling, how is your
       morale?" Dilbert is sobbing.
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