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       Headline: Dogbert the Headhunter. Dogbert is meeting with a client. He
       says, "We'll need to reword the CEO section of your resume."   Dogbert
       continues, "For example, there's never a right time to use the word
       'plundered.'"   Dogbert continues, "And instead of 'suckers ignored
       our P/E ratio,' say you 'enhanced stockholder value.'" The client
       replies, "Wow. You're good."
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