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       Headline: Dogbert the Headhunter. Dogbert says to a client, "Let me
       tell you how good my CEO placements have been."   Dogbert continues,
       "An astonishing fifty percent of them have performed better than the
       other half!"   Dogbert continues, "If you're on a budget, I recommend
       one of our stuffed CEO units with a 'Magic 8 Ball' head."
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