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       The Boss addresses a meeting, "Jimmy will explain our new marketing  
       strategy."   Jimmy says, "A study of past customers shows that
       96% of them have flu   symptoms."   Jimmy continues, "Apparently,
       sick people are the most likely to buy from us. We   don't know why." 
        Jimmy points to a slide of an ill man and says, "So we redesigned our
       ad   campaign to appeal to sick people."   Alice says to Jimmy,
       "You're confusing cause and effect. Your study shows that   our
       products make people sick."   Jimmy responds, "Alice, let's not
       reinvent a dead horse."   Alice panics and says, "Suddenly nothing
       makes sense.. I must have slipped   into the meeting duh-mension!"  
       Alice leans back in a daze and says, "Floating.. Scared.. Darkness."
       The Boss   says, "This usually lasts about 10 minutes."
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