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       Headline: Marketing Genius. A business associate says to The Boss and
       Wally,   "We designed a rebate program that won't cost a penny."   The
       business associate continues, "The rebate process is an impenetrable  
       fortress of unclear instructions and physical impossibilities.   An
       elderly couple sits at a table reviewing bills. The man says, "Next
       time we   have to find the hidden 300-digit serial number and write it
       in a box that's half an   inch long." The woman replies, "Stinkin'
       weasels."
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