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       Dogbert is sitting at a computer. He says into a telephone headset,
       "This is   Dogbert's Tech Support. How may I abuse you?"   The
       customer on the other end of the line responds, "Finally!! It took me
       an hour   to penetrate your inscrutable audio menu system!"   The
       customer continues, "Then I waited in queue for forty minutes!"   The
       customer says, "My problem is that my computer keeps freezing..."  
       Dogbert's voice interrupts him, "Not so fast."   Dogbert says, "I need
       to know your name, address, phone number, operating   system, e-mail
       address, serial numbers, software versions and video drivers."   The
       customer clenches his teeth and shakes his fist as Dogbert's voice  
       continues, "Then I'll put you in queue for the low-level technician
       who can only   tell you to reboot."   Dogbert continues, "He'll ask
       you the same questions for reasons that will baffle   you."   The
       customer asks, "But eventually you'll solve my problem, right?"
       Dogbert's   voice replies, "Sure, if your problem is too much
       optimism."
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