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       The Boss approaches Carol and says, "Carol, come to my strategy
       meeting."   The Boss continues, "You're only a secretary, but I value
       your input."   Carol exclaims, "I'm an administrative assistant!!!"  
       As they're walking to the meeting, Carol thinks, "Chimp." The Boss
       thinks, "Bad   secretary."   The Boss addresses the meeting, "Does
       anyone have any strategic ideas for   global domination?"   Carol
       responds, "The engineers keep using our coffee filters as popcorn
       bags.   That has to stop."   Alice stands and yells, "If you ordered
       enough filters, I would need to use the   foot of my pantyhose to make
       coffee every day!"   As they're walking out of the meeting, Wally says
       to Dilbert, "I'm adding that to   the list of things I don't want to
       think about."
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