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       Dilbert points to a slide and says, "My new design will meet all of
       our customers'     current and future needs."   The Boss is sitting
       with two board members, one male and one female. The   male   board
       member says, "That's no good; they'll never need to upgrade."  
       Dilbert responds, "Please don't ask me to put flaws in my design."  
       The Boss says, "Flaws could work." The male board member says, "We
       need     flaws." The female board member says, "Flaws, flaws, flaws." 
        Dilbert grabs his tie in fear and says, "Please.... No....."   The
       Boss says, "Make it freeze every hour." The male board member says,
       "The     interface needs to be more confounding." The female board
       member raises her     finger and says, "And..."   Headline: Later.
       Dilbert is on the floor begging, "Please... No more." A voice     from
       the meeting continues, "... And crippling electric shocks."  
       Headline: Much, much later. The Boss says, "The help screen could
       recommend     marrying an unemployed, shirtless guy with a mullet."
       The male board member     responds, "That's marketing!"
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