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       Dilbert is meeting with Tina. He reads a piece of paper and says,
       "Your budget   is wrong. You forgot maintenance."   Tina exclaims,
       "Why do you engineers always think you're right?!"   Dilbert reaches
       for a device and says, "I anticipated your reaction and I came  
       prepared."   Dilbert holds the device in front of Tina's face and
       says, "Here's a list of every   disagreement we've had."   Dilbert
       taps on the device and says, "And here are the audio clips of the  
       outcomes in your own voice."   The device plays back a recording of
       Tina's voice, "You're right, Dilbert.. You're   right... I guess
       you're right.. I'm wrong.. You're right... You're right."   Tina
       reaches out her hand and says, "Let me see that for a second."   Tina
       jumps on top of the table and smashes the device into pieces. She  
       exhales, "Oo! Oo! Oo!" Dilbert thinks, "To an engineer, everyone looks
       like a   chimp."
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