Dilbert - 2003-01-26 - 
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       The Boss calls after Dilbert, "Dilbert, come here for a minute."   The
       Boss and Dilbert are walking towards The Boss' desk. The Boss says, "I
         need to talk to you about..." He is interrupted by the ringing
       telephone.   The Boss is on the telephone. He holds up his finger at
       Dilbert. Dilbert thinks,   "He's giving me the 'wait' signal."  
       Dilbert continues to think, "I have nothing to look at, nothing to
       fiddle with,   nothing to do."   Dilbert continues to think, "I'll try
       thinking about how my mind controls my   muscles."   Dilbert's arms
       start shaking. He thinks, "Uh-oh... I'm getting too conscious of my  
       muscles and it's freaking me out."   Dilbert falls back and exclaims,
       "Gaaa!!! I've lost my mind-body connection!!"   Dilbert is on the
       floor with his feet up in the air. The Boss says into the phone,  
       "The problem with my engineers is that they don't idle well."
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