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       Asok enters The Boss' office and says, "I thought of a great idea."  
       Asok continues, "You could let the project managers manage their own  
       budgets... What?"   Asok starts to look scared. He says, "You're
       giving me a look. I must try to guess   what it means."   Asok
       continues, "We don't do things that way? If it were a good idea you'd 
        already be doing it?"   Asok clutches his tie in fear and continues,
       "My ideas are poorly conceived?! I   can't see the big picture?"  
       Asok jumps back and exclaims, "Gaaa!!! I am ignorant and worthless!!" 
        Asok punches himself in the face and exclaims, "I must pummel myself
       with my   own tiny fists!!" He cries, "Ow! Ow!"   Afterwards, The Boss
       says to Catbert, "They're kinda self-managed now."   Catbert responds,
       "Very evil: I purr in your general direction."
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