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       The Boss introduces an employee, "Bob will demonstrate our new
       biometric   security system."   Bob motions towards the machine and
       says, "The system checks for pulse, heat   and fingerprints to
       identify each employee."   Wally puts his hand on the machine and
       says, "It says I don't have any of those   things." Bob replies, "Are
       you the one they call Wally?"
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