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       Headline: The Adventures of Paul Ooshen* (*Say it fast). Paul sits at
       his     computer and looks down at his watch.   Paul squirts a perfume
       bottle towards his face. He thinks, "Aaah... The scent of a     hog
       farm in a rainstorm."   Paul rubs in fingers in an oil puddle on his
       desk and thinks, "Oil for fingers."   Paul holds up a sandwich and
       thinks, "Onion sandwich."   Paul snorts his nose and thinks, "Annoying
       nasal sounds."   Paul pours coffee into a mug and thinks, "Leaky
       coffee mug.. I'm ready for my     meeting."   Paul enters Alice's
       cubicle and scratches his nails down her computer screen.     Alice
       screams, "Yes! Yes! I agree to everything! Please leave!"   Paul walks
       away and thinks, "I didn't even need to lean over her keyboard with   
        my sugar donut."
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