Dilbert - 2002-12-15 - 
 (DIR) Previous
 (DIR) Next
 (IMG) 2002-12-15
       The Boss calls after Dilbert, "Dilbert, I want you to write a letter
       to our new   customer."   Dilbert follows The Boss down the hall. The
       Boss continues, "I'll tell you what to   say, then you'll go write it
       and I'll sign it."   The Boss sits at his desk and continues, "This
       way I won't waste my valuable   executive time." He pauses and then
       continues, "It's efficient."   Dilbert responds, "Yes, that's one
       possible outcome." He pauses and then   continues, "Here's another."  
       Dilbert continues, "You'll keep forgetting to mention important things
       that should   be in the letter."   Dilbert continues, "I'll be trapped
       in an endless loop of writing, tracking you   down, getting criticized
       and starting over."   Dilbert continues, "Or you could simply write
       the letter yourself and save us both   a huge hassle."   The Boss
       responds, "In paragraph one, say something like 'Hi.'"
       Tags :