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       Dilbert, Ratbert, and Bob the Dinosaur are meeting. Dogbert says,
       "We'll     artificially boost revenues by selling to our own offshore
       subsidiary."   Dogbert continues, "Then we'll book our expenses to
       capital, lie to the media     about our prospects, bribe an industry
       analyst, and cash out!"   Ratbert grabs his own throat and gags, "Aak,
       Aak, Aak." Dogbert says, "I know     I'm doing something right when my
       business practices gag a rat."
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