Dilbert - 2002-11-24 - 
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       The Boss walks down the hall and thinks, "I hate today.. I hate
       today."   The Boss takes a seat by Wally in the conference room and
       thinks, "Wally's   annual performance review."   The Boss says to
       Wally, "Let's compare your objectives with.." The Boss pauses   and
       then continues, "What the...?"   The Boss says, "Apparently your
       objectives are "play computer solitaire and   drink coffee."   Wally
       says, "I hope you're learning a valuable lesson about reading
       documents   before signing them."   The Boss responds, "Okay, we'll
       use what we have. How many games of   solitaire did you win?"   Wally
       says, "Win? I didn't know you could win. Is that something new?"  
       After the meeting, Dilbert approaches Wally and says, "He made you
       employee   of the month?" Wally responds, "He thinks he signed a
       warning for my file."
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