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       Dilbert is giving a presentation. He says, "The original schedule
       looked like   this..."   Dilbert points to a slide and says, "One
       month for a management decision and   one year to do the project."  
       The Boss, Wally, and Alice listen as Dilbert continues, "The revised
       schedule is   this..."   Dilbert continues, "One year of indecision
       followed by intense pressure to do the   impossible before the
       deadline."   Dilbert passes a box of 3-D glasses and says, "Now if
       you'll each take a pair of   3-D glasses..."   Dilbert continues, "You
       can see the layers of management incompetence   practically jump out
       at you."   Dilbert hands out cards and says, "Now scratch one of these
       scented cards to   sniff the unmistakable odor of doom."   Wally and
       Alice are suffering from the smell. The Boss says, "I don't smell  
       anything. Is mine broken?"
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