Dilbert - 2002-11-10 -
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(IMG) 2002-11-10
Dilbert points to a slide and says, "And then I would end the
presentation with this." The Boss is sitting next to two other
pointy-haired people. He says, "Whoa! I don't like the look of that
background color." The Boss continues, "Red says danger. We don't
want to scare our customers." Dilbert responds, "Um.. okay. How
about yellow?" The second pointy-haired person says, "Yellow? Are we
saying we're cowards?" The third pointy-haired person says, "What
we need is a committee to set some standards for background colors."
Dilbert responds, "What we need is a meteor to pulverize you three
pointy- haired, micro-managing nitwits." After the meeting, Wally
asks Dilbert, "If you didn't move your mouth, how did it get out?"
Dilbert responds, "It came out of my ear hole."
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