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       Tina says to The Boss, "We need to show more corporate
       responsibility."   The Boss replies, "Okay, I'll cut your salary and
       give the extra money to poor   people."   Tina says, "I was hoping we
       could hose the stockholders, not me."   The Boss responds, "That would
       hurt my stock options." He pauses and then   asks, "What if we pollute
       less?"   Tina exclaims, "Yes, yes! That's what I'm talking about. We
       could pollute less!"   The Boss says, "Okay, take a bucket to the
       river and see how much of our   sludge you can get out."   Tina asks,
       "Where would I put it?"   Dilbert and Wally are at the coffee machine.
       Dilbert asks, "Is it just me or has the   coffee improved?" Wally
       exclaims, "Zesty!"
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