Dilbert - 2002-10-27 - 
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       The Boss addresses a meeting, "Thanks to an epic year of unethical
       behavior..."   The Boss continues, "We need to do some rebranding so
       that no one knows   who we are."   The Boss points to Dogbert and
       continues, "I hired the Dogbert Consulting   Company to help."  
       Dogbert says, "You can't fix your image all at once. I recommend
       starting with   small improvements."   Dogbert continues, "First,
       rename the company to Stinkingweasels Inc."   Dogbert continues, "The
       new slogan will be 'We steal in ways you've never even   heard of.'"  
       Dogbert turns to The Boss and says, "For your spokesperson, I
       recommend   hiring a pirate with a diseased parrot."   The Boss is
       holding a bag of money. He says to the pirate, "No?" The pirate  
       responds, "We have standards."
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