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       Headline: Dogbert the Investment Banker. Dogbert introduces a weasel
       to The   Boss, "I hired a weasel to teach you how to answer media
       questions."   The weasel says, "No matter what the reporters ask,
       always give the same   answer 'It will be good for stockholders.'"  
       The Boss is answering media questions. A reporter asks, "Is it true
       that you ran   over a stockholder in the parking lot?" The Boss
       responds, "It'll be good for him."
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