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       The Boss points to a slide and says, "The three pillars of our pyramid
       are   communication, integrity, and teamwork."   Dilbert raises his
       hand and says, "Question: Since when do pyramids have   pillars?"  
       The Boss responds, "Answer: Shut up."   Alice raises her hand and
       says, "Problem: All of my team members are idiots."   Alice continues,
       "If I communicate my honest opinion of their ideas, I won't be a  
       team player."   Alice continues, "But if I pretend to agree with their
       bad ideas, I won't have   integrity."   Alice continues, "So instead
       of being a pyramid, can I be a two-legged stool like   you?"   Dilbert
       turns to Alice and says, "Wow! That was much better than my pillar  
       question." Wally asks Alice, "Aren't I on your team?"
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