Dilbert - 2002-10-06 - 
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       Wally is sitting at his computer. The Boss approaches and says,
       "Wally, it's time   for your annual performance review."   As they're
       walking to the conference room, The Boss says to Wally, "None of my  
       usual words fit your situation."   They enter the conference room and
       take seats. The Boss continues, "So I had   to hit the thesaurus
       pretty hard."   The Boss continues, "Your overall rating is 'feral.'" 
        The Boss continues, "Your leadership skills are rated 'squirrely.'"  
       The Boss continues, "And your teamwork is a solid 'coot.'"   The Boss
       continues, "Your long-term potential is to die in the landscaping and 
        become compost."   After the meeting, Dilbert asks Wally, "How'd it
       go?" Wally responds, "I wasn't   really listening."
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