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       The Boss says to Dilbert, "Dilbert, I want you to integrate our sales
       database   with our inventory and finance systems."   The Boss
       continues, "The managers of those systems are a nitwit, an ogre, and  
       a $#!&% respectively."   The Boss continues, "And they know that
       two of them will be fired when it's   complete." Dilbert responds, "I
       can get that done in thirty years."
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