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       Dilbert walks into the office of a Full Service Broker. The Broker
       introduces     himself to Dilbert, "I'm Bob Weaselton, your
       full-service stockbroker."   Bob continues, "There are two ways we can
       go here."   Bob continues, "Option one: I act as if brokers know which
       stocks are better than     others."   Bob continues, "Then I'll earn
       your trust by comparing your portfolio to     misleading benchmarks." 
        Bob continues, "But I prefer a more direct approach."   Bob
       continues, "Option two: I sell you whatever garbage earns me the
       biggest     commission."   Dilbert comes home and says to Dogbert,
       "Would you do me a favor and lie to     me?" Dogbert responds, "Nice
       haircut."
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