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       Dilbert hands The Boss a piece of paper and says, "I completed the
       feasibility   analysis."   Dilbert continues, "It would take us two
       years to build a product that will be   obsolete one year from now."  
       The Boss replies, "Okay, let's get started."   Dilbert says, "Um.. No,
       the point is project can't succeed."   The Boss responds, "We want
       people to think we're developing this sort of   product, so we'll be
       credible in the market."   Dilbert says, "So our plan is to do stupid
       things until we appear credible?" The   Boss replies, "Exactly!"  
       Dilbert walks away and exclaims, "Gaaa!! My life is a complete
       waste!!"   The Boss says to Catbert, "Tomorrow I'll ask him why he's
       behind schedule."   Catbert responds, "Very evil. Nicely done."
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