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       The Boss addresses a meeting, "Welcome to my quarterly employee
       feedback   meeting."   The Boss continues, "Who wants to get the ball
       rolling?" Asok raises his hand.   Asok says, "It would be helpful if
       you told us our company's long term strategy."   The Boss responds,
       "Oh, would it?"   The Boss continues, "Why? So you can leak it to our
       competitors?"   The Boss stands and yells, "Here's your stupid
       suggestion in my hand! I'm   crushing it! Crush, crush, crush!!!!"  
       The Boss pretends to stuff something in his mouth and yells, "Now I'll
       chew it up   so I can spit it in your cubicle-dwelling face!!!"   As
       they're walking out, Wally says to Asok, "You fell for that trap last
       quarter too."   Asok replies, "An optimist's life is never easy."
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