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       Alice is sitting at her computer. The Boss approaches and says, "Make
       the box   bluer."   The Boss continues, "A little more.. A little
       more... A little more.." Alice interrupts,   "That's it!!"   Alice
       opens her drawer and exclaims, "When you get tired of micromanaging  
       me..."   Alice hands The Boss a cup of blood and continues, "Put this
       sample of my   blood under a microscope so you can manage me on a
       cellular level."   Alice continues yelling, "And here's a book by
       Erwin Schrodinger in case you'd   like to manage me on a quantum
       level!"   Alice screams, "Do you understand what I'm saying?"   The
       Boss walks out carrying the blood sample and book. He thinks, "Free
       gifts."   The Boss sits at his desk and says to the blood sample, "Now
       I want all of you   white blood cells to spell 'Hi.'"
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