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Dilbert says to The Boss, "Both plans are technically impossible."
The Boss responds, "Which one costs less?" Dilbert says, "Um... I
don't see how that matters, but plan one is cheaper." The Boss
reports to his manager, "Plan one is the best." The manager responds,
"I'll take it to our V.P." The manager is meeting with an
associate. The associate says, "I like plan two." The manager
replies, "Great minds think alike!" The associate approaches the
V.P. The V.P. says, "Excellent. Ask one of our engineers to present
plan two to the board." The Boss approaches Dilbert and says, "Guess
what." Dilbert says to Wally, "Every day I make the world a little
bit worse." Wally responds, "What's it like to make a difference?"
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