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       Alice addresses a meeting, "If there are no objections, I'd like to
       start the     meeting with a prayer." Asok starts, "I'm a...."   Alice
       prays, "Yea, though I walk through the valley of idiots, I shall fear
       no     downsizing." Asok starts, "But I'm..."   Alice continues
       praying, "For I have a fist of death and highly marketable job    
       skills."   Alice continues praying, "But my investment portfolio isn't
       doing as well as I'd     hoped."   Alice continues praying, "So, if
       it's not too much to ask..."   Alice continues praying, "I need a
       higher return so I can escape these clowns."   Alice exclaims, "And
       live in splendor while they stew in their own bile!"   After the
       prayer, The Boss responds, "Maybe we won't do this again." Alice    
       responds, "Whatever you say, heathen."
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