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       Dilbert is sitting at his computer. A female coworker approaches and
       asks, "Do   you think I should inject a deadly poison in my face to
       hide wrinkles?"   Dilbert responds, "It's only fair that you poison
       your face, because your face is   killing me. Hee Hee Hee!"   The
       coworker says, "The correct answer is 'You don't need to.'" Dilbert
       replies,   "Was your mother a shar-pei?"
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