Dilbert - 2002-07-28 - 
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       Dilbert is at the checkout line of a supermarket. The cashier asks
       him, "Are you a     member of our frequent grocery club?"   Dilbert
       responds, "No, what is it?"   The cashier replies, "You get a
       membership card that entitles you to discounts."   Dilbert says,
       "Let's see if I have this straight..."   Dilbert continues, "I'll be
       inconvenienced by having to fill out a form and carry     your stupid
       card around..."   Dilbert continues, "And in return, you'll put me on
       a junk mail list, and charge me     the same as the grocery store
       across the street?"   Dilbert yells, "AND YOU EXPECT ME TO BE HAPPY
       ABOUT IT?!!"   The customer in line behind Dilbert says, "But it's
       free!" The cashier says into the     intercom, "Cleanup on register
       two.. it's engineer spittle."
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