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       Dilbert comes home and says to Dogbert, "I'm broke. The company
       declared   bankruptcy and my 401k savings are worthless."   Dogbert
       replies, "No, I've been impersonating you and diversifying your  
       investments into tobacco, sweat shops, and diamond mines."   Dilbert
       says, "Really?! How am I doing?" Dogbert responds, "It's mixed. You  
       have a 37% return but your soul will burn for eternity."
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