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       A woman says into the phone, "I'll get to your application as soon as
       I have   nothing more important to do."   Dilbert is on the other end
       of the line. He says, "Okay.. thank you very much."   Dilbert hangs up
       the phone and thinks, "I just thanked someone for doing   nothing."  
       Dilbert enters The Boss' office and says, "My project is being
       thwarted by a   woman who gets satisfaction from being unhelpful."  
       The Boss responds, "Have you tried using your charm?"   Dilbert says,
       "I guess I can try." The Boss replies, "Ha ha ha! Just kidding."   The
       Boss says, "But seriously, try hounding her until she recoils in pain
       at the   sound of your voice."   Dilbert asks, "Will that work?" The
       Boss replies, "Sometimes the best you can do   is make other people
       feel bad."
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