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       The Boss interrupts a meeting and says, "Dilbert, can you come with me
       to a   meeting?"   Dilbert responds, "Actually, no. I'm running this
       meeting and it took three weeks   to get everyone together."   Dilbert
       says, "If I leave now, sixteen people will be wasting their time."
       Wally   says, "I'll cover for you."   Dilbert says to Wally, "You
       will?" Wally replies, "Sure. Just leave your notes and   I'll take
       care of it."   Dilbert follows The Boss and says, "What's the meeting
       about?" The Boss   responds, "It's not exactly a meeting."   The Boss,
       "I need someone to drink the crud on the bottom and then brew a  
       fresh pot."   Back at the meeting, Wally calls a vote, "All in favor
       of leaving before he gets   back." Everyone raises their hands.  
       Dilbert returns to an empty meeting. He thinks, "It looks like I'll be
       exaggerating   my accomplishments again this year."
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