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       The Boss is with another man and introduces him to Dilbert. The Boss
       says,   "Dilbert, I'd like you to interview Matt for our department." 
        Dilbert asks Matt, "There's a three-year gap in your work history.
       What were you   doing?"   Matt replies, "One day I was balancing my
       checkbook and noticed a bank error."   Matt continues, "So I embarked
       on a three-year mission to make the bank admit   its mistake!"   Matt
       continues, "I worked the phones day and night, rarely eating or
       bathing."   Matt continues, "Then came the sit-ins, the media frenzy
       and the landmark court   case."   Matt exclaims, "The bank claimed
       that seven minus four is three. And I'm like,   'Since when?'"   After
       the interview, The Boss asks Dilbert, "Would he fit in?" Dilbert
       replies,   "Unfortunately, yes."
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