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       Dilbert says to The Boss, "Stockholders are worried that our profits
       are nothing   but accounting gimmicks."   The Boss responds, "I'm
       putting you in charge of destroying all of our accounting   records." 
        Dilbert says, "That's illegal." The Boss responds, "Oh. Then just
       make them more   confusing."
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