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       Wally is asleep in his cubicle. Asok enters and says, "Wally, I need
       advice from     the master." Wally wakes  up and says, "Huh?"   Asok
       says, "How do you remain so carefree while everyone else seems so    
       overworked?"   Wally replies, "Asok, you are ready to learn my most
       powerful secret."   Wally continues, "Always volunteer to do lots of
       tasks. That will make you     appear very busy."   Wally continues,
       "Later, when someone complains that you didn't do a task..."   Wally
       continues, "Say you remember discussing the topic but you don't recall
           agreeing to do anything."   Wally continues, "Offer a glimmer of
       hope that you might yet do the task if no one     yells at you... Then
       repeat." Asok replies, "Wow."   Asok walks away and thinks, "He's like
       a Gandhi that eats."
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