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       The Boss addresses a meeting, "The merger has been approved."   The
       Boss continues, "Our evil director of human resources will blend the  
           acquired company's benefits with our own."   Alice, Dilbert, and
       Wally cry, "WAAA! WAAA! WAAA!"   The Boss thinks, "Apparently they
       know what blending means."   Catbert says to the other HR director,
       "Let's see... My company offers six months       of maternity leave
       for mothers."   The other HR director replies, "We treat 'em like
       smokers. They have to squat in       the parking lot for 10 minutes
       then go back to work."   Catbert says, "That's very evil.. We'll adopt
       your program." The other HR director       responds, "Thanks."   The
       Boss reads the new benefits plan. He asks, "What is 'draining?'
       Catbert       responds, "Our company called it training."
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