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       An employee says to The Boss, "I quit. I got a better job with our
       competitor."   The Boss responds, "Okay, but remember the employment
       agreement you   signed."   The Boss continues, "You agreed to not take
       away knowledge or skills you   acquired at this job."   The employee
       replies, "That's crazy. How can I stop knowing what I learned?"  
       Catbert enters and says, "Come with me."   There is a huge contraption
       with a suction cup. The employee looks up at it and   asks, "Will this
       hurt?" Catbert responds, "I hope so."   The machine clamps on the
       employee's head and makes the sounds, "Suck   suck suck suck suck suck
       suck suck."   Catbert is working the controls. He says, "Ha ha!! I got
       your technical   knowledge! And there go your verbal skills!"   The
       employee has nothing left but a tiny ball for a head. He says, "Great.
       Now   what do I do?" Catbert responds, "I'd stay away from the golf
       course."
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