Dilbert - 2002-04-28 -
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The Boss walks into a meeting and says, "Hey, it's a meeting with our
favorite customers!" The Boss continues, "It's lucky I was passing
by." The Boss continues, "I don't know what this meeting is about
but I'm sure it needs some management perspective." The Boss
continues, "Our top priority is quality. Our other top priority is
price.. and service.. and ..." Headline: One Hour Later. The Boss
concludes, "And that's why circles are round." The customer looks
at her watch and says, "We flew here for this meeting and you used
up all of our time saying nothing." The customer stands up and
exclaims, "You stole a day of my life! I will hunt you to the end of
time! Revenge will be mine!" The Boss and Dilbert are alone in the
conference room. The Boss says, "Is it just me or is that phrase
starting to be overused?"
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