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       The Boss addresses a meeting, "All the important decision-makers in
       the   company in this room."   The Boss continues, "No little people
       are allowed because we'll be making   important strategy decisions."  
       The Boss continues, "First, let's make decisions about project Opal." 
        The Boss continues, "Does anyone know what the project is or what we
       need to   decide?"   A man raises his hand and says, "My executive
       intuition tells me we should cut   the budget by 10%."   Another
       man turns to him and says, "I think Opal is one of your projects. It's
         named after your daughter."   The first speaker grabs his own head
       and says, "Wait.. a new intuition is coming   in now... it says to
       increase the budget."   Dilbert asks the Boss, "Why are those meetings
       secret?" The Boss replies, "You   don't want to know."
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