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       Dogbert says into his telephone headset, "This is Dogbert's Tech
       Support. How   may I abuse you?"   The man on the other end of the
       line replies, "My printer prints a blank page   after every document."
         Dogbert says, "Why would you complain about getting free paper?"  
       The man responds, "Free? Isn't it just giving me my own paper?"  
       Dogbert replies, "Egad, man! Look at the quality of the free paper
       compared to   your lousy regular paper!"   Dogbert continues, "Only a
       fool or a liar would say they look the same!"   The man responds, "Now
       that you mention it, it does seem silkier."   Dilbert approaches
       Dogbert and asks, "What are you doing?" Dogbert replies,   "I'm
       helping people accept the things they can't change."
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