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       The Boss says to Alice, "Alice, your performance this year was
       superior. I'm   giving you a 10% raise."   The Boss continues,
       "But it's not effective right away."   The Boss continues, "It kicks
       in as soon as soon as my budget increase gets   approved."   Carol
       asks, "When will that be?"   The Boss responds, "As soon as the
       economy improves and profits go up!"   Carol asks, "But my raise will
       be retroactive to today, right?" The Boss replies,   "No."   The Boss
       continues, "You should be happy. Some people aren't getting any  
       raises at all." Carol holds one arm down with the other and thinks,
       "Must.. control   fist... of death."   Carol bumps into Wally in the
       hallway. Wally says, "I just got a 14% future raise   just for
       showing up." Carol holds her arm down again and exclaims, "Gaaa!!!"
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