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       The Boss addresses a meeting, "Our company is dying.. but not because
       of bad   management."   The Boss continues, "It's because we're not.."
       He points to a slide that says,   "Customer centric."   Wally raises 
       his hand and says, "Well, I for one feel better knowing we have  
       correctly identified the problem."   Wally turns to Dilbert and says,
       "That was a little thing I call participation; you   should try it."  
       The Boss says, "Now let's break into four small working groups."   The
       Boss continues, "And develop skits based on our new focus of customer 
        centricity."   Dilbert says, "Um.. there are only four of us." He
       pauses and then says, "Wait..   nevermind."   The Boss sits at the
       conference table alone and thinks, "I'll call my skit 'The  
       Electricity of Customer Centricity."
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