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       The Boss tells Catbert, "My open door policy is ruining my happiness."
         The Boss continues, "People stop by all day long and complain."  
       The Boss asks, "How can I maintain the morale-inspiring illusion of an
       open   door policy without actually having one?"   Catbert responds,
       "Use your body language to create a protective bubble of  
       unwelcomness."   Catbert clenches his teeth and makes a hostile face.
       He says, "Try this stressed-  out scowl."   Dilbert asks Carol, "Can I
       poke my head in?" Carol responds, "Sure. He has an   open door
       policy."   Dilbert enters to find both The Boss and Catbert with
       stressed-out scowls. The   Boss says, "It's a pleasure to see you."
       Catbert says, "We value your input."   Dilbert runs away exclaiming,
       "Ay-yi-yi-yi!!" The Boss and Catbert poke their   heads around the
       corner, still with stressed-out scowls. The Boss says, "Stop by   any
       time."
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