Dilbert - 2002-03-03 -
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Dilbert is at home in his bathrobe. He says to Dogbert, "I need career
advice." Dogbert replies, "You came to the right place." Dilbert
says, "Should I keep my comfortable job that has no growth potential?"
Dilbert continues, "Or should I take a better job with longer hours
and a hideous commute?" Dogbert answers, "The first choice is a
sure path to self-loathing and unhappiness." Dogbert continues,
"The second choice will squeeze the life out of you like a vise on a
peach." Dogbert continues, "You really can't win. So I recommend the
choice that keeps you away from home more." Dogbert continues,
"Because frankly - and I'll try to say this delicately - a little bit
of you goes a long way." Dogbert concludes, "That's the problem
with good advice. No one wants to hear it."
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