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       The Boss says to Dilbert, "Upgrade all of our network servers by
       Tuesday."   Dilbert responds, "That's impossible. I need at least a
       month."   The Boss replies, "Oh, it's impossible. Watch this."   The
       Boss yells, "I summon Kronos, The God of Management Time!!"   A man in
       a pink suit and hat comes and says, "I, Kronos, will manipulate your  
         perception of time." Kronos hits The Boss on the head with his wand.
       Dilbert     responds, "I don't see how that helps..."   Kronos
       explains, "When he wakes up he will believe there is plenty of time
       and     that you are a weasel."   Dilbert asks, "Any side effects?"
       Kronos replies, "Just an insatiable appetite for     status reports."
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